Post by maoedge on Jun 2, 2013 16:42:57 GMT -5
So there were these two cannibals walking towards each other down the main village road. One of the cannibals waves to the other to come over and chat.
The first cannibal says "Hey, how have you been? Haven't seen you in a while!"
The second says, "Oh, pretty good... Stomach has been acting up..."
So the first says, "Well, what have you been eating?" And he replies, "Well, missionaries mostly."
"Well how are you cooking them?" The first says.
Curiously, he says "You know... The normal way?... there is a big pot in the middle of the village that we throw them in, simmer in water and eat."
"Well what do they look like?" The first asks.
Confused and agitated, the second cannibal says "They look like normal missionaries man! They have the little tuft of hair and bald spot with a long robe and sandals!"
The first cannibal then says "That's it! You're cooking 'em wrong!" to which the second replies, "What do you mean I'm cooking them wrong?"
He smiles and says "Well you see those are friars!"
The first cannibal says "Hey, how have you been? Haven't seen you in a while!"
The second says, "Oh, pretty good... Stomach has been acting up..."
So the first says, "Well, what have you been eating?" And he replies, "Well, missionaries mostly."
"Well how are you cooking them?" The first says.
Curiously, he says "You know... The normal way?... there is a big pot in the middle of the village that we throw them in, simmer in water and eat."
"Well what do they look like?" The first asks.
Confused and agitated, the second cannibal says "They look like normal missionaries man! They have the little tuft of hair and bald spot with a long robe and sandals!"
The first cannibal then says "That's it! You're cooking 'em wrong!" to which the second replies, "What do you mean I'm cooking them wrong?"
He smiles and says "Well you see those are friars!"
